Productivity

It's been three weeks, and so far this is what my literature review looks like:

Yes, my productivity has truly hit an all-time low, and desperate times call for desperate measures. After dinner today, I plan to paint my nails, pluck my brows and play Candy Crush.

Stress

You'd think that I would be completely stress-free with exams over and degree in hand, but apparently it's quite the opposite. It's times like these when I wish I had a vibrator

Aw! I googled 'cute vibrator' and this came up